There used to be a time when living in America meant not getting Laid. Well, that time still exists, but now it’s worse. It’s not because your older or fatter, it’s simply because men have grown much more desperate, and have lowered their standards beyond a reasonable means. The “Entitlement” sickness is incurable, but the good news is that it hasn’t spread to many beautiful places abroad. If you can speak some simple Spanish, you can find beautiful Colombian women with outrageously happy attitudes, whom want a man for children and security, not physical attributes. Looking good always helps, but in some of these countries your good looks can label you a player, and it’s better to dummy them down a bit. 
Costa Rica was rated the “Happiest Place on Earth” on Yahoo recently, and for the first time I tend to agree with them. Many of the Latin based personalities tend to focus on Happiness and ignore trite daily problems that get us so wound up here in America. Thailand of course is a no brainer. The people of Thailand are very kind to Americans, and use the words “Mai Pen Rai” or “No Problem” as their daily Mantra. The smiles you get from girls half your age along with the playful personalities are surreal and bring back the days of high school, or for some brings the first gifts of acceptance from women period. The words Not Getting Laid shall mean nothing to you after a trip to any of the above countries. If your taste is strictly white chicks, it gets a bit trickier but not impossible. The Ukraine has some of the most ungodly looking women on the Earth. If you learn some Russian before your trip, or bring a buddy who speaks the language, you are “GOLD” as an American. 22-25 year old super models are dying to meet a foreigner for love and romance, and a little security from a man who will stay with them. Does it always take money to get Laid ? This is a trick question, but the answer is headed more towards yes than it is no, no shocker there right. Women whom aren’t attracted to just looks, are still attracted to money and intelligence. They want a better life. If you grab one from another country simply to be a sex slave, without first developing an online relationship, you will be doomed to keep her, and when she comes to your country…bye bye. However, the men that have had the most success at getting laid and keeping the girl do so with an online romance first, and this means as a man “Do Not Talk About Sex, Unless She Initiates That Conversation” Most men fail here. First you must join an online service (I created a Link below for the one I use) that focuses on the destination you would like to travel to. Lets use Thailand for discussion purposes. Now you must join an online dating site, but one that focuses on that country. For Russia, and Asia, Cupid Media is by far the best service available to man, as the sheer number of women that inhabit these sites is incredible, and they are not fakes, as I have used this service MYSELF, and will vouch that it is Amazing and works like a charm for stage one of finding a woman abroad, and creating the online romance. Most men are full of shit on these dating sites, and if they cant talk the girl into something sexual online, they leave her and they are off to the next girl. Do Not Do This. IF you do than congratulations, they have put you in the not serious list, and will continue to talk, but not take you seriously. Start by telling them your intentions of visiting their country, wanting to see new things, would like to know if you could speak a little English to help me around, and after a few weeks of “Friendly” conversation you can let her slowly increase the pace of romantic intention, but stay away from the sex talk, you are to be different from the rest of the men that are talking to her, and this will set you apart by staying “Friendly”. In America if you do this you will turn into the “Best Friend” who is known for Not getting Laid, but overseas, this will not apply at the above locations mentioned. If you come off like a player, your all to common, but if you come off like Mr. Bean as crazy as it might sound, you will close like fucking crazy. Women love that guy in Asia so much, that he is more popular than Brad Pitt. Funny, mixed with some personal commentary about what you like in your Country along with consistent positive talk will put you in. This is your online Mantra stick to it. For starters join the link below, the free membership is good for looking around, but in order to converse with the women before you trip you must pay for a membership, which is well worth the 50 bucks. The Thai membership should yield you around 25 emails a day from beautiful Thai chicks. Make sure you put a photo up of you wearing a suit, and looking professional, and your offers will triple. They have live chat there, and you will be amazed at how many will notify you at once. Pick a couple and practice your skills. I suggest at least 3 months of this online chat before you meet the girls of your choosing. One more important thing. YOU WILL NOT GET STOOD UP. These girls are so intent on meeting you, they will await you at the airport guaranteed, so that they know you did not set up many dates with other girls. They have been played before, and need to check you out for real. For you, the deal is closed, no need for special gifts, just bring your personality that they became comfortable with online to meet them at the airport. If you set up more than one girl, than set up multiple arrival times, don’t tell all of them you are coming Jan. 1st, make it Jan 1st, Jan. 6th, and Jan. 12th. Make sure your trip is Minimum 15 days when going to Asia, and around 7-15 when going to Panama, Columbia, Latin America etc.. Russia is another 15 day or more location. I guarantee your success if you follow these rules, as my friend who weighs 285 pounds, and its not muscle actually got in trouble online by 3-4 girls for not calling them everyday after he came back. They Loved him, more than me because of his playful honest personality. Good Luck and never let me hear your excuses for Not Getting Laid again.
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